Saturday, May 09, 2009

What... the...

I... can't...

Oh my... The stupid is burning me!

I don't know if words can sum up the sensation of my brain smashing itself against the insides of my skull when I watch even the first thirty seconds of this video:

Really...

Mustard?

Elitist?!?

Hamburgers without ketchup is now a threat to one's manhood in the beady eyes of Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham?!?

I don't really recommend watching the whole collection of pathetic, imbecilic, twisted and mind-numbing rambling from these chirpy, little right-wing nuggets. I mean, really... They're saying Obama is an "elitist" because he wanted Dijon mustard on his burger?!?

So what?!? If the president wants some sort of Franco-surrender-sauce on his burger, he should damn well have it.

I'll bet that un-American douche-nozzle Sean Hannity eats those un-American potatoes as a result of his dirty, drunk Irish heritage, and that... What the fuck is an Ingraham? Is that some sort of Flemmish lace-licking Belgian twat-waffle? That broad is probably wearing shoes made of fascist Italian leather straight out of Mussolini's sweatshops. Bitch, please...

-DP

5 Comentários:

miss alaineus said...

twat waffle???? that's just fucking brilliant, i never again will be able to fill each hole with syrup without thinking of that. now quit watching this right wing crap before it makes hair grow on your palms or you go blind.

:D

xxalainaxx

Earl Tesch said...

Well, I see their point. I mean, really! If he's supposed to be a 'man of the people', why can't he eat his burger like us regular, working men? He really comes off as an elitist with his dijon mustard request. If he wants to represent me, the average suburban guy, he should eat his burger the way I do.

Medium, encrusted with fresh Romano and served with a small side of apricot chutney.

What a Nancy boy!

Beth said...

I guess I must be a bit of a masochist, because I watched the whole thing. I'd already seen the Hannity bit, but hadn't heard the other two asshats and their take on it. I just love Hannity's air of derision as he speaks of that "fancy burger." ROFL! I hear it's being called Burgergate, and sometimes Mustardgate.

Either way, it totally cracks me up that they're harping on this. Have they no idea how ridiculous they sound? It's beyond that...they sounds like they're all a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Let's play Spot the Looney!

I wonder what sort of condiments Palin uses on her mooseburgers? Oh wait...she doesn't believe in using condiments. Hahahaha! I slay me!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

What a bunch of morons :o)

Big Mark 243 said...

How about reg'lar mustard tastes bad to him? He asked for a spicy mustard, which does not make him elitist. Man, this people need a life!

Oh, I don't eat ketchup on my burger, if I make it at home. The only time I know that I have that on it, is if I buy it from McBurger whatever.

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