Whack a Troll.

Now, I’ve been debating whether or not to address the troll that showed up on an earlier entry here. It’s a very bizarre, and eye-straining, wall of mad, rambling text from someone who obviously is not shy about broadcasting his or her hypocrisy. Normally, I tend to ignore these sorts of comments, but when their manifestoes contain threats to me, I think shining the light of day on these anonymous terror-minded individuals is usually the best approach.

That said, I am currently debating whether or not to send copies of this person’s comments to the relevant people at [redacted] to determine whether or not they condone using their company’s servers to send these sorts of insane and threatening messages. If they do, well, that’s clearly not a business I could ever support.

So, let’s see this comment, shall we? I installed some carriage returns where I could to make the whole mess slightly more readable. Trust me. Without them, it’s almost impossible reading this incomprehensible wall of meandering gibberish:

And you wonder why the gun owners want their guns? How else are they supposed to rid the country of those who have lost their way and forget the foundation of this country? The more we drift from the Christian ideals this country was founded on the more we spiral into a world of unorganized disaster.

While the mass elimination of your misled kind may seemingly go against the word of God as portrayed by Christians, a cleansing on the scale of the great flood must occur to get back on track. (See Katrina as an example and warning.) How people like you have even been allowed to continue to exist is beyond me, but one by one you will surely be removed and branded the cancer you are.

Perhaps you have taken your free-thinking ability a little too far. Maybe your bullshit has begun to seep into your subconscious and you actually believe everything you spout. Possibly your ability to craft words and subsequent writing ability leads you to the conclusion that you are somehow more intelligent than you truly are. While the mind can be a powerful weapon, it can also be the source of major defeat.

It is apparent that the miracles of God can so greatly be taken away, not due to His vengefulness, but due to one’s own disbelief. As noted in prior writings, you and those like you should be delt with in a manner which will completely erase your existence. Cripples like you are a reminder to all of society of what power He has and his desire for us to be humble. You are far from humble, and have the audacity to spit in the face of truth.

Your 'condition' which requires you to shoot yourself up every Friday is a small sign of your insignificance. Could this be your very own warning from God? Karma can be a bitch. You could help speed up the process by injecting yourself not in your leg, but directly in your skull and do many of us all a favor. This might actually correct your faulty brain function as well. Your ramblings, no matter how eloquently crafted, serve no purpose but the stroking of your own ego, your own delusions, and your own deep-seeded regrets of failure as a human being. Some psychotherapy could do you some good, but I doubt it could repair the consistent damage you do to the population of this great country.

If you want to disrespect the Christmas holiday, fine, but be forewarned of what awaits you, do it privately, and shut your damned defiant mouth! Here's to the hope that your fingers are next to be crippled and prevent you from spreading more incessant bullshit, and presents you with perhaps an early grave.

So, what do you think I should do with this? I mean, I understand the threats are idle and empty. This is clearly someone who is very disturbed to the point that he or she not only delights in the suffering of others but harbors a desire to add to that suffering. It takes a sick mind. And, sadly, that sick mind, for whatever reason, has decided to unload its irrational, god-soaked hate and rage here upon my blog.

I’m just wondering whether or not I should notify those at [redacted] so they can investigate this and possibly find a way to help this poor person. Or, I could just shrug it off. It'll be tough. I mean, some things in this big ball of crazy are a little hard to overlook, and most is unforgivable.

Meh... I'll figure something out by Monday.

-DP