Hmm...

Maybe there is a God.

E.D. Hill To Leave Fox News Channel
Huffington Post via TVNewser | Nicholas Graham | November 17, 2008, 10:08 PM

TV Newser has learned that Fox News anchor E.D. Hill is leaving the channel after her contract was not renewed.

This is the screechy, bubble-headed bimbo who belched out the drivel about the Obamas' "terrorist fist jab." I'm astounded that this gibbering idiot even managed to get a job in the first place. Then again, I suppose if your qualifications are based simply upon tits and ass, I really shouldn't be surprised.

Yes. E.D. Hill is pretty. She's also pretty stupid and pretty likely to stay that way for a pretty long time.

Seriously. Terrorist fist jab?!?

I'm still laughing at that woman. That's a stupid that sticks to you like bad monkey.

In a way, I suppose I'm going to miss her. It's rare to see someone like her on TV. That sort of incompetence doesn't come around often, and we should be thankful for the laughs she brought us with her continuing attempts to sink her unfortunate audience of window-lickers and those distracted by small, shiny objects down to her level of idiocy.

Of course, I have a feeling we'll be seeing her again. She'll probably either turn up at your door selling surplus frozen meat, or she'll take a seat on The View where she can be among her own.

Personally, I'm all for putting her on a nice farm, with lots of land, where she can run and chase rabbits and birds and such, and live out her days in a bucolic little wonderland with her own wild imagination.

Just keep her away from the news. Please. I'm begging you. America's collective blood pressure just can't take it.

-DP