Making the Dawnster Smile...

At the moment, that's my job. Dawn rocks, and could use some nice stuff for smiles and whatnots, and even though I'm a nice guy who's letting her cook in my kitchen*, I figured I'd go that extra mile to brighten her day (or evening as the case may be).

So, for Dawn (and the rest of you DeafCat fans out there), enjoy the portrait.

Now, does anyone remember The X-Files?

Do you remember how the Alien Oil Slick would creep its way across the eyes of its unfortunate victims to make them go all sorts of crazy?

Well, that's pretty much what happened to DeafCat a few seconds after this picture was taken. She was lounging happily on the floor. Then, she got up and stared at the laundry hamper because obviously it must've been doing something tremendously un-hamper-like.

After a few seconds of staring, her eyes become two jet-black little beans in her head, and she tore across the room with her black claws scratching upon the wood. However, rather than leap on top of the hamper (which I'm assuming was her original intent since there's a window there she likes to gawk out from), her slippery little feet must've lost purchase upon the floor, and she wound up diving head-first into the side of the thing with a dull thud silenced by a week's worth of dirty clothes.

The aliens... Oh yes. The aliens drive my cats into craziness.

-DP

*Technically, it's her kitchen, but it might as well be mine since it's got all sorts of cool stuff that I would have in my kitchen if I wasn't constantly out blowing money on camera stuff.