Saturday, April 19, 2008

Hey, Thanks!

Hi all and sundry. I just wanted to thanks for all the great feedback and tips and pointers on the previous photo. I'm glad you guys liked it. As a way of saying thanks, enjoy this:

Food Porn.

This is lunch. And, lunch was a cube of leftover curry-fried rice with shrimp from the China Chef here in town (the guy does some pretty amazing things with Chinese food. It's the best take-out I've ever had). Sometimes, I worry that there may, in fact, be heroin in this dish since I could literally eat this every single day of my life.

Now, I know Jaden: She of the Steamy Kitchen Upon Whose Beauty I am Unworthy of Gazing will see this, open up her hand, and promptly smack herself on her forehead wailing "Dan! You dumb bastard! You can make this in a jiff!"

The thing is, I know I could, but I don't care. Not only do these guys deliver a bucket of this addictive concoction in a scant ten minutes, I don't have the requisite opiates in my spice cupboard needed to season this dish so as to keep myself from going into the inevitable body-shredding withdrawals I'd most certainly face should I make my own.

If I ever find myself on death row, I'm ordering a bathtub full of this stuff (and a shimp roll).

-DP

2 Comentários:

cin said...

Do you ever go to foodporn.com? It is all images of food...just like this.

The Chinese place here serves shit dipped in shit sauce. One reason I cook every day.

(envying your take out)

Anonymous said...

OMG... we went to PF Changs last night and it was a TOTAL food porn experience. TOTALLY. I was spent.

Want more. There could have been heroin in there food too.

Dan... you are so smart!

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

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