Bad Cheese...

So, I picked up a hunk of some sort of strange version of Gouda at the store, and, as it turns out, it's kind of crappy.

In fact, it's like a Gouda-flavored Velveeta.

Gouda-veeta...

Ina-Gou-da-Veeta, baby!

Now, if you've been living in a cave, waiting for the end of the world, and haven't seen this before, here's a video of a three-year-old explaining Star Wars.

Cute. But, sadly, due to her popularity on YouTube, this poor girl will be swayed over to the Dark Side by the time she's five, and you know what that means, right?

Yep. Instead of finger-painting, she's going to be blasting her classmates with lightning from her fingertips.

-DP
(Thanks Dawnster)